Turiaf
You’re welcome. You’re all welcome! Somebody’s fennin’ to get hurt! The Golden State Turiaf Warriors,Ronny Turiaf had 5 blocks in 33 minutes of play on Halloween and averaged 23 minutes from the 3 games.
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- 10am
- 11.03.08
- 1 said
Turiaf, $17 Million Dollar Man, Is BACK ON ZS!!!
1 Person Said- 5pm
- 08.20.08
- 1 said
Turiaf Is What These Olympics Are Missing
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You see sheer greatness in systematically destroying opponents from the likes of Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, and the USA basketball squad. But where’s the reckless abandon? I know it’s serious times but where is the fun? You see a lot of stoic faces on super athletes who’ve trained a measly
4 yearsall of their lives or more for this moment, but where’s the dancing? Where are the laughs? Where’s the destruction?Where are the clothesline tackles? Dammit I’m glad the NFL is back. Now we can pick the Turiafs of pigskin.
- 3pm
- 07.04.08
- 1 said
What A Turiaf Probably Thinks About Osi Umenyiora
Though this is not confirmed…I’m just sayin’.
Sack leader is an appropriate title! What happens if Osi sung a song about a Turiaf being “handsome” and “cute?” Wait There's More
- 9pm
- 06.24.08
- 0 said
Y’all Got Much Work To Do
- 8pm
- 06.22.08
- 1 said
Video: The Teen Wolf Drop
Teen Wolf is the first time I had seen a Turiaf. In case, you’re new to the whole Turiaf thing here at ZS. Turiaf provides all of the energy for the
Lakerscity of Los Angeles. Rolling blackouts only occur when Turiaf takes a break. The traits that are exhibited in a Turiaf are:1. ambitious.
2. lots of energy.
3. can destroy bones with single swipes.In the example above, Michael J. Fox displays his inherited ability to get the crowd hype by constructing an impromptu dance which sends surrounding humans in a frenzy.
Compare notes.
Unlike your prom, when you broke out into the Teen Wolf dance, no one was amused.
Oh btw, I had to trash the queef drop. It got too disgusting even for me!
- 11pm
- 06.17.08
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Turiaf Will Return Next Year
…with more powerfulness.
Mark Jackson called Ray Allen “Jesus Shuttleworth”. But did Ray Allen call Mark Jackson “George Jefferson”?
Turiaf didn’t get much clock last night and therefore not enough time to bite, clothesline and uppercut Pierce, KG and Ray.
- 5pm
- 06.17.08
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Playing Game Fives Make Turiafs Go Crazy!
You see the monsterness that a Turiaf brings to the game…didn’t I say we were going to get that win? That’s all we know how to do. We only losing because Stern said so. We’re too brolic for an L. Do you know how hardbody that a man has to be to be brolic? Turiafs are born out the womb brolic. In fact, they destroy the womb on their way out of the cavity. You know in the movies where the car shoots through the side of the building and blows up! In fact, the scene in triple x where Vin Diesel bunny hops over the drug lab and the SWAGGER from the bunny hop destroys the drug lab and blows up and Vin Diesel lands on the other side of the other lab. And never gets shot by the helicopter.
THAT FORCE! Is in one of Turiafs elbows. That’s what he puts on the floor every night.
Turiaf nyugga!
IfWhen I get my own shoe, man I want Turiaf in the commercial…rocking ‘em on the court next season.FTW! Ha…let Paul Pierce score 38 and his team will lose. If we
knockoutJeebus and KG…We gonna win the rest of this! That’s not impossible. But these Europeans are gonna have to start playing some defense. And solidify Kobe as the 2nd greatest Michael Jordan ever!
Yeah if Bynum was active, I’d prolly hug him too. * sniffle *
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