May I say your dookie smells like sparkling ice water with a twist of lime.” — Uncle Ruckus
After years of blindly cosigning the other man (hint: not the brotha man), Ruckus gets a revelation in the form of scientifically proven DNA, that he’s black. He then self-destructs into a pit of stereotypes.
LMAO @ Big Nigga & Crazy Bitch. HAHAHAHA @ Bruce Jenner shoe.
Hurry up and watch it before you end up “bitchless”…feel me? Props to RealTalkNY.net
When Granddad goes on vacation, he leaves Huey and Riley home with Uncle Ruckus as their chaperon. The boys cause enough havoc to chase Uncle Ruckus away, which leaves Huey in charge…much to Riley’s disappointment.
Ha! That Jay-Z character is dead-on.
Hey there Robert, I’d offer to help you with your bags, but you’re a coon!” — Uncle Rufus
Zillz enters that phrase into daily Lexicon
When family displaced by hurricane Katrina show up looking for a place to stay, Granddad does what anyone would do - try to find a way to get rid of them as quickly as possible!
Guest stars are Lil’ Wayne & Cedric The Entertainer

Messing around on Soulbounce a few minutes ago led this little gem. The new Hip Hop Dock-Trine mixtape will be available next tuesday 12.11.07. The first was a banger, so I only have high hopes for the sequel.
Disc 1ne (Hall Of Justus Edition): Hosted by Little Brother & Skyzoo
Disc 2wo (Thugnificent Edition): Hosted by Metaphor The GreatWith Appearances By:
Hall Of Justus
Little Brother
Chaundon
Skyzoo
Asheru
Metaphor The Great
David Banner
Ghostface Killah
Thugnificent & The Lethal Interjection Crew
Talib Kweli
Tanya Morgan
Von Pea
J.Dilla
Illa J
9th Wonder
Muneshine
Erykah Badu
Blu
Rashid Hadee
Rhymefest
Dres (Blacksheep)
& many more!!!!
The line-up alone is buy-worthy. I see you Ches! Get more info on the Hip Hop Dock-Trine Myspace Blog.
I’ll update this thread when I’ll have some tracks for y’all.

You know somebody snitched and got 99% of the The Boondocks vids snatched right? Damn shame…ah well. I’m over that, stream it at AdultSwim.
“That’s what you call winning? A n***a’s nuts in yo’ face?” — Riley
MLK Week is a 7-day celebration in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Where ZS will drop some MLK-related material. The idea was inspired by Dat MF’s drop. I figure since this federal holiday gives no day off to the rest of us kunte’s who are not working fed jobs, I’d do my part to increase awareness and education of man who did so much for so many.
I hate the Blackout period. You know, that period that you can’t take accrued time off from November to January. About 45 days or so. And for those who love to hate, MLK Jr. Day is the same. It’s like the start of the season into Black History Month. It signifies the next 40 something days of hate. I feel your pain haters. Tolerate.