Super Chocolate Bear is the sum of things between 1980 and 1997 is better than any music at any other time, period.

Super Chocolate Bear = ( Σ{ 1980 > x¹ < 1997 } > Σ{ 1980 < x² > 1997 } )

x¹ = anything. Including your moms. But sans Reagan…and crack.
x² = some music from the 70’s. The Bee Gees. Shaft.

I used to be a math / comp engineering major.

Point to the bear to educate your bad ass kids.