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MANDOM Presents “Mailroom Mentality” By The Truth
A new MANDOM original written by The Truth entitled “Mailroom Mentality” do you have a mailroom mentality but expecting CEO status in the social
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If you ask any single woman today why she is single she’ll say “Because I’m looking for a real man”. Ask any single man and he’ll say “I’m looking for a [...]What You Said- 7pm
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100 Things You Need To Know About Women
If you check the date of the article, I’m late! BUT! Late is always better than never. Right? No? Forget you then. Nevertheless this list is reality. Noteables quoted by yours truly:
97. Beware of your girlfriend’s single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.
79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,†says Evie, 22.
44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.
39. It never hurts to say you’re sorry, even if you don’t mean it.
25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.
10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they’re more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.
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- 11.30.05
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Guaranteed Ways To Get Me To Lose Interest
As the excerpt states, I really do have the attention span of a chimp poppin’ extacy. Here are some guaranteed ways to get me to not detect you…as a living, breathing, human being. Man or woman. Friend or Foe.
01. Smoking. Ladies, if you smoke, no matter how beautiful you are. No matter your personality, I won’t like you.02. Obsessive Trivial Conversation. Damn, if the only thing you talk about is relationships and BET, then I’ll throw up and swallow it to, fill my head, so I may clog my own ears so I can’t listen to you anymore.
03. Teasing/Playing Hard To Get. I mean, why? It’ll only last 2 minutes anyway.
04. Wanting me to hang around your family. I just don’t want to. Unless they got Heinekens/ Why? Because your family’s lame to me. And that takes away from my debauchery time. I got schedules.
05. Ignorance. Hey if you’re a dumbass. There’s nothing that can help you.
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