Hmmm. So what do you think?
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- 11am
- 08.26.08
- 0 said
Music: R. Kelly - “No. 1 Sex” (feat. Keri Hilson & Polow Da Don)
Aruh channels The Dream’s “Falsetto” and teams-up with The Undisputed Kang of The White Gals, and that gorgeous Keri Hilson and they fire up the autotune.
Does “No. 1 sex” mean… nahhhhhh couldn’t be! That’d be like if OJ wrote a book entitled “If I Did It”. Shouts to Roger Troutman.
- 4pm
- 06.13.08
- 3 said
R.Kelly Pees An Acquittal FTW!
Don’t get it twisted folks…I’m peeing on somebody TONIGHT! And I dare the law to stop me. I will cite Robert Kelly vs. Boomshequa.
- 3pm
- 12.07.07
- 5 said
New Video: Rick Ross - “Speedin’ (feat. R. Kelly)
Are you serious? Where the hell is the over-the-top Khaled intro? I’ve come to expect that from you Khaled? It’s your dope. Now serve the feens!
Que?
There are only 2 “artists” in this video? Black Santa (Blanta?) and The Originoo Facepiss Super Poke aka Hide-N-Go-Get-It aka Don’t Tell Ya Mom F**k It Tell Ya Mom, As my NY brothas like to say…I’m bout to go in.
Disappointment was only temporary, however, because Khaled refuses to let anybody outshine his presence. This is why he’s starving. His water is from Bermuuuudaaaa! He stole grass from a golf course to put on some rocks in his kitchennnnnn! We The Best man…Who? WEEEEEE!
Did anybody else laugh extra hard, like me, when Khaled told the cop…
“You must be new or somethin’…We The Best!” — Khaled Khaled
That ain’t Mike Lowry n***a, he don’t know what the hell you just said Khaled. But he will taze, pepper spray, cuff, baton, hadoken your ass for talkin’ slick. That’s why Rick Ross tried to gallop his way from the cops. But what they cut was right after Rick Ross’s gout gets the best of him, Sgt. Tackleberry tosses black santa over the bridge! BESSSST?
That big n***a sank like stones. BAWSE!!!!
Commence the Hypnotize sequence…
Annnnd there you have it folks, Fat Joe does not have a job. He’s paying other rappers to be in THEIR videos and on their tracks now.
However, this beat and Kellz’s (aka The Originoo SuperPoke) hook makes this joint infectious if you’re pumpin’ it loud in your car (like you should).
WEEEE?
- 2pm
- 10.04.07
- 5 said
New Video: R. Kelly - Real Talk
Out…of…control. Kellz is gonna have to cut somebody because they forgot the TCB. The Aruh has perfected the “craft” of sangin’-in-convo. Now this is how you know when “artists” have given up all effort - They go in the booth and barely belt out a harmony for the last convo with the youngest’s baby mumma. And I also believe that he sits between a dude’s legs to get his hair braided.
On some other ish, how many of you ladies still think you got “baby hair”?
You KNOW life is tough when you take a shot before you put together a signature opus like this!
Update:
“B**** I wish you woooooould burn my m****f****in’ clooooothes, with your triflin’ ass! — Kellz- 1pm
- 05.22.07
- 0 said
Review: R Kelly - Double Up
I don’t know. Music in the black sector has fallen off significantly as the talented become elders in the game and as the newbies are consistently dropping garbage. R Kelly doesn’t stray away from content that has garnered him his fortune (the club scene, and having sex). Snoop Dogg is making the statement that you cannot have an album in ‘06 or ‘07 without a snoopy feature. Polow Da Don & Keyshia Cole appear on “Best Friend” which re-uses the successful “Trapped In My Closet” formula. Which is probably the most interesting track on the cd. “Rollin’” is a better trap track than what USDA or TI has been putting in the streets lately. Y’all can’t tell me nothin’. Word to Kanye. Overall, it’s okay. It’s more of the same “aRuh”…but just not as fantastic. Of course his comments of late being considered in the same vein as our civil rights leaders was just buzz-grabbing nonsense to promote this cd. Unfortunately, it doesn’t measure up to that. What a surprise. I wouldn’t buy it. Go cop R. double cd. It’s a better use of your dollars. -
