Turiaf
You’re welcome. You’re all welcome! Somebody’s fennin’ to get hurt! The Golden State Turiaf Warriors,Ronny Turiaf had 5 blocks in 33 minutes of play on Halloween and averaged 23 minutes from the 3 games.
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- 10am
- 11.03.08
- 1 said
Turiaf, $17 Million Dollar Man, Is BACK ON ZS!!!
1 Person Said- 5pm
- 06.17.08
- 1 said
Playing Game Fives Make Turiafs Go Crazy!
You see the monsterness that a Turiaf brings to the game…didn’t I say we were going to get that win? That’s all we know how to do. We only losing because Stern said so. We’re too brolic for an L. Do you know how hardbody that a man has to be to be brolic? Turiafs are born out the womb brolic. In fact, they destroy the womb on their way out of the cavity. You know in the movies where the car shoots through the side of the building and blows up! In fact, the scene in triple x where Vin Diesel bunny hops over the drug lab and the SWAGGER from the bunny hop destroys the drug lab and blows up and Vin Diesel lands on the other side of the other lab. And never gets shot by the helicopter.
THAT FORCE! Is in one of Turiafs elbows. That’s what he puts on the floor every night.
Turiaf nyugga!
IfWhen I get my own shoe, man I want Turiaf in the commercial…rocking ‘em on the court next season.FTW! Ha…let Paul Pierce score 38 and his team will lose. If we
knockoutJeebus and KG…We gonna win the rest of this! That’s not impossible. But these Europeans are gonna have to start playing some defense. And solidify Kobe as the 2nd greatest Michael Jordan ever!
Yeah if Bynum was active, I’d prolly hug him too. * sniffle *
- 7pm
- 06.16.08
- 1 said
Y’all See That W Riiiiiight?
Sup Matso, Mallz, Sleaze, JJ, legions of ZS readers. Y’all see that win last night? All we need is one more to make it a classic. If we do win again, then I guess Rapper Big Pooh’s conspiracy theory would’ve been right where he was saying that Stern and the boys want this to be so classic.
I was receiving a lot of bad mojo for those who wanted the LA Turiafs to lose. I guess those clotheslines be working. Forget that bad mojo. Y’all won’t prosper. At times…I swear…I can see the hunger manifest itself into focused energy around KG. Odom and Gasol did much better. But that soft hand shit gets on my nerves…missing passes, nonsene lay-ups, careless turnovers. Stuff like that. Luke Walton molesting Pierce at half court for NO REASON! But Fisher is still more hardbody than them all. Radmanovic just letting Pierce walk straight to the basket…I damn near had a conniption.
And you know Phil didn’t like it. He doesn’t usually get up. But he got up! Those knees have no cartilage in them! You can’t let Phil’s knees move. That’s cruel.
I sent Doc Rivers a lozenge through ebay. No word if he received it or not.
- 5pm
- 06.13.08
- 1 said
Video: Turiaf Kisses Vaughn’s Boo Boo
No matter what word I used in place of “Boo Boo” it would’ve sounded un-Turiaf-esque.This was known as the kiss of death. Forthwith, Turiaf and the Lakeshow dismantled the Spurs by kissing their weakest player. Now if Turiaf can kiss the entire Celtics team…we’d be back in this. At the very least kiss Doc Rivers thote so the ash can just slide. Shout out to Matt for the provisions.
- 7pm
- 06.10.08
- 1 said
Goin’ Back To Cali
Do you understand what is going on tonight? I mean yeah we coulda just murdered them in those 2 games. But you see how Boston refs do us? Even when Turiaf pins a shot, he gets called for a momenimum ((c) Pops from Friday) foul. Now I’m really starting to believe Rapper Big Pooh’s conspiracy theory about the NBA. They want this to be pushed to the limits. They obviously do not know who they are f’in with! (c) Blade.
Turiaf and the Lakers take on the Celtics. Tonight!!!!
We don’t fake injuries over here! We create injuries!!!- 10pm
- 08.01.07
- 7 said
Paul Pierce, Ray Allen And Kevin Garnett
If you had to create a list of superstar nba players who deserved to win the title and haven’t…Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Kevin Garnett should be somewhere near the top of your lists. But now they are together. On paper, this “big 3″, is a problem. Who will step up as their competition in the East? Washington? Cleveland? If they have a decent bench, we might as well skip talking about the East and discuss who will they see in the middle of June. But until then…is there enough ball to share between them. No Weezy F. -
