Ike chokes his last bitch and is now slapping zombies. Hos rejoice. When I heard this, I had “Stuntin’ Like My Daddy” on repeat. Ike Turner Dies At 76. [ TMZ ]

What? Jessica Alba is pregnant and it’s not mine? WTF!!!! [ People ]

The two biggest mouths in football. Terrell Owens mad at Keyshawn Johnson for giving Bill Parcells props for current Dallas season. [ ESPN ]

A-Rod gets his $275 mil deal. [ ESPN ]

Jam questions if the reality of life in art is crushing our spirits. [ Conversate Is Not A Word ]