We all know what type of mechanism the settlers created Thanksgiving was for. So I’m not going to preach that.

I will, however, tell you what Zillaman is thankful for:

My readers, nothing but love. I see y’all. Some be lurkin’. That’s cool. As long you diggin’ my work in one fashion or another.
Readers who’ve entered the Katt Williams American Hustle Giveaway, I appreciate it. And thanx for the love.
My clients, strictly nothing but love. Y’all make me better. Really! You do!
The warriors that are over in Iraq just trying to survive this quagmire.

I’ma just start posting links of music I’ve been finding. Y’all can post drops to your music in the comments. Just don’t spam it!

My family. Ni**az owe me gas money. Ain’t say jack when they hopped in the Gladys (my car) last weekend. Eatin’ chips in my whip, changing my music, not lettin’ the 12’s knock, mud everywhere. I’m sorry Gladys baby I’ve neglected you for those who don’t appreciate you. Won’t happen again baby. I’ma wash you extra thoroughly. Y’all got lucky! I knew y’all were cooking today.

Shout out to Jam… ever since I saw those legs in that Radar insert…I’ma leave it at that.
Sleaze, Mallz and Tracey…y’all know wassup. Ash, O, The kid has tunnel vision. My kung-fu is tres strong.

All of my blogosphere brethren and sister-en (?).

I’d like to shout out my girl. She uplifts me, she’s bad and …
“Her ass juicier than a Sunny D.” - Crooked I

Just be THANKFUL that you are doing better than most. As Thugnificent would say…

“F**k you ni**a. Get money ni**ga!”

Or something like that. Share your thankfulness items.

(BTW: I’m currently at 30046.)

The iNTERNETS CELEBRITY goes to a Mets game and hustles his own ticket. I still don’t know what a Met is.

The holiday that I loathe the most. And no it ain’t because I don’t have special PEOPLE in my life to share it with. It’s because this is the most bastardized of all holidays playa. Do some studying. And yes I am late with the gifts! hahaha. What did you all do?

Learn about it. Celebrate it. And pass the General Tso’s Chicken! It’s the Year of the Dog! One love Boomer!