Now if my girl was in danger, I’d go into the crowd too. Seriously fuck the 5 game suspension. That’s nothing. Those fogies that the NBA call security couldn’t help anybody if it really came down to something physical developing. I don’t know who’s more inept, NBA security or NFL refs. And the guy says that he’s gonna sue Davis for a million stacks because he felt like he was threatened by the ominous presence of Antonio Davis. I threw that ominous presence in because unless the league can get some Tiny Lister Jr.’s in there to be security, then I could see how Davis’ almost 7-foot frame could be scary. But not 1 million dollars worth when there wasn’t any Stephen “Action” Jackson knocking out your “man’s and ‘em” in the background.

“You’re Alf!” — Cam’ron
That was funny! But the rest mehhh…Cam drops the super lame diss on Jay-Z after Hov forgave all lame rappers for their transgressions last October.
“That beef sh!t is wack… let’s get this money.” - Jay-Z
Cam then says that Jay steals from Rappers, Dame Dash, had Beyonce singing about selling blanco, hints that Jay had something to do with him being shot at (I mean c’mon he was stuntin’ in a lambo DC! Jealousy is ones envy.) and comments on how unappealing Jay is to him. To me, it’s mad homo for a man to comment about a man being unattractive or not. I’m not riding sides here, I’m just saying, why does it matter to Cam of how Jay looks? That Alf comment is still funny. If Jay rescinds the olive branch and breaks out the diss tracks on Cam. Dope. If Jay disregards Cam altogether and just stays on his major and keep being the president, that’s ever better. Not giving Cam any shine. And not letting his lame mixtape tracks (dope beats, but lame lyrics) breathe air.

A new study suggests that stress at your job can lead to many health problems including heart disease and diabetes. Time to scale back! Don’t let them work you like the ox you resemble playa! PLAYA! And after vocal verification by top notch experts…pfft…Osama says that his army is just about ready to bring the war to the American homefront. But a lot of analysts are saying that he’s feeling some heat because he’s offering a truce as well.