It looks like ‘08 will keep the Shirtless Rapper name in the news, but I’m sorry “fans”, their records are far from impressive. And their barely made wins will hit the pause button in a flurry. I never front on any other brother getting their money…however, trash music is trash music. I got a few emails asking why I didn’t post that new Gucci Mane video. Answer: He didn’t do the Gucci dance. I have to be entertained dammit. And a Gucci vid sans Gucci dance is untertainment to zillacus. Now if he was Freeky Zeeky licking dirty hos buttcheeks, I gots you!!! And you know that. To ya kids who love Plies, womp womp, GO BACK TO SCHOOL. GET YOUR GED. AND GET YOUR BABY SOME DIAPERS. I ain’t postin’ his garb either unless african american women are willingly and voluntarily degrading themselves to be on his reality show. But I realize some of my readers think Gucci and Plies are geniuses at their craft, so here are their vids. Eat one. Choke Or Die Tryin’.

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It’s been awhile since I had a dedicated drop to WDISL. The staple question du jour and introductory ice-breaker to the fairer sex just hasn’t been around. There wasn’t much…STANKNESS that was worthy of appearing on ZS. So perhaps this could be the last official WDISL drop of ‘07! Well let’s get it in. However, Gucci, who is also a staple on ZS, dancer, and example of outright coondom, helps out be assisting his “Freaky Girl” co-star in what could’ve been what happens with the Queen right before innacose. Three things I’m sure of in this series of photos.

1. Gucci Mane did the gucci dance and everybody was overjoyed. The gucci dance is worth the price of admission!
2. In that second picture, Kim was ready. Thong soaked? Check! Thote soaked? Check!
3. The dude with the camera (which looks like a sidekick) was on point. But he couldn’t be found, I had one question to ask him…

I miss BET Uncut soooo much, that I’m going to give Gucci and the Shirtless Rappers a W on this. In fact, Gucci actually wears a shirt in this joint. The Onyx bruisers would’ve tossed his ass out on that shirtless steez. But Shirtless forefather, Ja Rule, doesn’t want to be shown up in this one-nipple flick of his new single, “Body”. Props to Onsmash.

I wonder what was going through Gucci’s head when he first thought that it would be a good idea to show everybody his baby bump?

Gucci Mane’s Hard To Kill was extra weak. Makes a good treeplate. Gotta make the papes some how right? Bills are unforgiving.