“Dog. I just sent u the best vid in all the ever.” — Mallz

Dear god…I needed this laugh so much today. Eli the BESS. Indeed, everything else in the world will come second in bestness. Why did it look like dude’s brain was melting as the battle went on.

Why was Marv-o feeling up on kid’s mitties? God Bless Eli the Bess Porter. BESS!

Classic bars…
“I’m the bess, I diiiiiid it.” — Eli