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- 1am
- 11.12.08
- 0 said
Video: Freekey Zekey Bites Busta Rhymes And DJ Khaled DJ’s Topless
In this first video, a very drunk Freekey Zekey manhandles some womenfolk and then nibbles on another drunk rapper, Busta Rhymes. Fast forward to 2:30…!
“LMAO the nigga said ‘nyam nyam nyam!’ I’m out yo. It’s over.” — Mallz
Ruh roh. DJ Khaled promos another Ace Hood joint…with his breastses hanging out.
What You Said- 4pm
- 08.18.08
- 1 said
Music: DJ Khaled - “Go Hard” (feat. Kanye West & T-Pain)
Props to BOBO via E.T-Pain solidifies himself as the world’s most important artist! You ain’t got a single unless Teddy is on it! Go public my nyugga. Go public. I buy stocks on T-Pain son. Stocks!!! Top hats son. Top hats!!! DJ Khaled is back! Kanye West still spittin’, like he want the crown. I see you ‘Ye with those cold robotic type flows!
When are the kids gonna throwaway the vocoder? Max Hedroom rappin’ ass mofos.
- 4pm
- 05.09.08
- 2 said
Video: DJ Khaled Plays Some Garbage Track For Consequence & Kanye
We miss Khaled’s extra-over-the-top attitude. We really do.
Two Things:
That song sounds like EVERY other song featuring Lil’ Wayne, Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, Lil’ Boosie, Plies, Webbie, Fat Joe, Cool & Dre, Fat Joe and Plies.And B, Kanye’s jacket so YOUNG…no…YNG. The slang in the Hall Of Justus for what Yeezy is wearing BCJ, stands for birth control jeans. But dammit Kanye, you, Wayne, Ne-Yo, and Yung Berg got birth control jackets my nig.
[ insert rapper's name ], you need Khaled as your hypeman. Khaled’s overhypedness almost made me believe that I actually liked the song. That mofo could sell insurance!!!
- 3pm
- 01.10.08
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New Music: Rick Ross - “Speedin’” remix (feat. R.Kelly, DJ Khaled, Plies, Birdman, Busta Rhymes, DJ Drama, Webbie, Gorilla Zoe, Fat Joe, Torch, Gun Play, DJ Bigga Rankin’, Flo-Rida, Brisco & Lil’ Wayne)
DAMN… It’s Rick Ross featuring EVERYBODY IN THE EVER! How many mofos can you actually get on a track legally?! I had to listen to that joint again just to recount that s**t. Props to DJ EMI for the laink. Shouts to Ashton cuz he droolin’ for Trilla.
And a special shoutout goes to Creamy Snappa and The Thickest Model Alive.
Ladies it’s nothin’ but love.- 3pm
- 12.07.07
- 5 said
New Video: Rick Ross - “Speedin’ (feat. R. Kelly)
Are you serious? Where the hell is the over-the-top Khaled intro? I’ve come to expect that from you Khaled? It’s your dope. Now serve the feens!
Que?
There are only 2 “artists” in this video? Black Santa (Blanta?) and The Originoo Facepiss Super Poke aka Hide-N-Go-Get-It aka Don’t Tell Ya Mom F**k It Tell Ya Mom, As my NY brothas like to say…I’m bout to go in.
Disappointment was only temporary, however, because Khaled refuses to let anybody outshine his presence. This is why he’s starving. His water is from Bermuuuudaaaa! He stole grass from a golf course to put on some rocks in his kitchennnnnn! We The Best man…Who? WEEEEEE!
Did anybody else laugh extra hard, like me, when Khaled told the cop…
“You must be new or somethin’…We The Best!” — Khaled Khaled
That ain’t Mike Lowry n***a, he don’t know what the hell you just said Khaled. But he will taze, pepper spray, cuff, baton, hadoken your ass for talkin’ slick. That’s why Rick Ross tried to gallop his way from the cops. But what they cut was right after Rick Ross’s gout gets the best of him, Sgt. Tackleberry tosses black santa over the bridge! BESSSST?
That big n***a sank like stones. BAWSE!!!!
Commence the Hypnotize sequence…
Annnnd there you have it folks, Fat Joe does not have a job. He’s paying other rappers to be in THEIR videos and on their tracks now.
However, this beat and Kellz’s (aka The Originoo SuperPoke) hook makes this joint infectious if you’re pumpin’ it loud in your car (like you should).
WEEEE?
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