Remember this photo? A couple years ago, cooning evolved. From the Superbowl Shuffle, The Dirty Bird touchdown celebration, and anything the receivers did that was flashy was Coon 101. Well Joe Horn took it all when he had cell phones stashed in the goal posts so that he could make roam calls to mama about how he was setting back blacks hundreds of years per minute used. He was fined 30K for it and the league suspended the use of cell phones on the field. Jim Mora used one on the field to find out the outcome of his team’s playoff chances and was fined 25K. Well coon’d-all-be-damned, why the hell did the media decide to ask Joe Horn what he thought of it? From ESPN:
“I want $30,000,” said Horn. “I’m not trying to player-hate coach Mora, but it shouldn’t be a double-standard league. A player gets fined, then a coach should get fined under any circumstances. — Joe Horn

applause. That’s bloody fine coonery. bloody fine. Mora wanted to find out the circumstances of his team going to the playoffs, Horn wanted to gloat to his homies who’re watching the minstrelsy. Scream at the TV. A lil’ more for your funnybone…

“Cell phones are prohibited in the NFL. So I think coach Mora should be fined $30,000 like I was.” — Joe Horn