Turiaf
You’re welcome. You’re all welcome! Somebody’s fennin’ to get hurt! The Golden State Turiaf Warriors,Ronny Turiaf had 5 blocks in 33 minutes of play on Halloween and averaged 23 minutes from the 3 games.
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- 10am
- 11.03.08
- 1 said
Turiaf, $17 Million Dollar Man, Is BACK ON ZS!!!
1 Person Said- 2pm
- 07.12.08
- 1 said
Music: B-Ball’s Best Kept Secret
1. Bamboo - Hip Hop Basketball Genie (Interlude)
2. Dana Barros - Check It
3. Malik Sealy - Lost in the Sauce
4. Ill Al Skratch/Shaquille O’Neal - Mic Check 1-2
5. Bobbito - Earl the Goat (Interlude)
6. Cedric Ceballos with Warren G./Warren G - Flow On
7. Brian Shaw - Anything Can Happen
8. Chris Mills - Sumptin’ to Groove To
9. Sway And Tech - From the Bay to L.A. (Interlude)
10. Jason Kidd/Money B. - What the Kidd Didd
11. J.R. Rider - Funk in the Trunk
12. Bobbito - Phat Swoosh (Interlude)
13. Dennis Scott - All Night Party
14. Gary Payton - Livin’ Legal and Large
15. D.J. S and S - D.J. S and S Represents
16. AG/Cedric Ceballos with Warren G./Dana Barros/Diamond D/
Grand Puba/Sadat X - Ya Don’t StopReaders, it’s the secret that should’ve never been told but I don’t mind snitchin’ it…aka Part 2 of this drop
Shouts to Coalmine Records Marketing Commissioner who put me on to this. This site as alot of goodies.
“y’know! all they were missing was wayman tisdale on the sax.” — Ace
- 12am
- 06.24.08
- 2 said
Video: Shaq Still Has Sour Grapes For Kobe
I mean, nobody forgives dry-snitching Kobe. Not even Father Time. I knew all of that fake ass love y’all were showing on the court was for the show. Nobody ever hugged and gave
Obama fist tapRespect Knuckles at mid court. We don’t even slap another player’s ass at mid court this is what we do at mid court:We skip nyugga. We twirl nyugga. WE DO THE MATRIX BULLET TIME DODGE NYUGGA!
- 11pm
- 06.17.08
- 1 said
Turiaf Will Return Next Year
…with more powerfulness.
Mark Jackson called Ray Allen “Jesus Shuttleworth”. But did Ray Allen call Mark Jackson “George Jefferson”?
Turiaf didn’t get much clock last night and therefore not enough time to bite, clothesline and uppercut Pierce, KG and Ray.
- 5pm
- 06.17.08
- 1 said
Playing Game Fives Make Turiafs Go Crazy!
You see the monsterness that a Turiaf brings to the game…didn’t I say we were going to get that win? That’s all we know how to do. We only losing because Stern said so. We’re too brolic for an L. Do you know how hardbody that a man has to be to be brolic? Turiafs are born out the womb brolic. In fact, they destroy the womb on their way out of the cavity. You know in the movies where the car shoots through the side of the building and blows up! In fact, the scene in triple x where Vin Diesel bunny hops over the drug lab and the SWAGGER from the bunny hop destroys the drug lab and blows up and Vin Diesel lands on the other side of the other lab. And never gets shot by the helicopter.
THAT FORCE! Is in one of Turiafs elbows. That’s what he puts on the floor every night.
Turiaf nyugga!
IfWhen I get my own shoe, man I want Turiaf in the commercial…rocking ‘em on the court next season.FTW! Ha…let Paul Pierce score 38 and his team will lose. If we
knockoutJeebus and KG…We gonna win the rest of this! That’s not impossible. But these Europeans are gonna have to start playing some defense. And solidify Kobe as the 2nd greatest Michael Jordan ever!
Yeah if Bynum was active, I’d prolly hug him too. * sniffle *
- 7pm
- 06.16.08
- 1 said
Y’all See That W Riiiiiight?
Sup Matso, Mallz, Sleaze, JJ, legions of ZS readers. Y’all see that win last night? All we need is one more to make it a classic. If we do win again, then I guess Rapper Big Pooh’s conspiracy theory would’ve been right where he was saying that Stern and the boys want this to be so classic.
I was receiving a lot of bad mojo for those who wanted the LA Turiafs to lose. I guess those clotheslines be working. Forget that bad mojo. Y’all won’t prosper. At times…I swear…I can see the hunger manifest itself into focused energy around KG. Odom and Gasol did much better. But that soft hand shit gets on my nerves…missing passes, nonsene lay-ups, careless turnovers. Stuff like that. Luke Walton molesting Pierce at half court for NO REASON! But Fisher is still more hardbody than them all. Radmanovic just letting Pierce walk straight to the basket…I damn near had a conniption.
And you know Phil didn’t like it. He doesn’t usually get up. But he got up! Those knees have no cartilage in them! You can’t let Phil’s knees move. That’s cruel.
I sent Doc Rivers a lozenge through ebay. No word if he received it or not.
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