On some other shit, I did something the other day…I posted a pic of Jay-Z with some dunks and labeled them the MF Doom’s on purpose. I knew they weren’t. If you look at the bottom left corner Batman and an MF Doom sneaker is sitting in a pool of blood. I know what they look like. Not that you know this but I also have a pair. I just chose that pic to do this with because it was the first I saw.
The reason why I did it, is because I was just curious to see who actually reads the site and who just lurks. No harm no foul. I tend to get lots of comments when I’m clownin’ Plies, not so much else. Yet my stats are pretty decent. But I noticed when I post something wrong, I get comments and emails out of leftfield that need to moderated or approved. Hmmm…so that either leads me to believe two things, you either care about what is on ZS…and I really appreciate that.
Or, there are some “goons out lurkin’” (c) Plies. (Mallz, I quoted Plies???? Did that really happen???? I’m starting to bleed out of my ear. I heard when you recite a Plies algernonarhythm that’s when temples start to crumble and spears shoot out of walls and huge boulders follow you.)
This is not the first time I’ve done this. I remember one time when I wrote a quote that Chuck D said but I attributed it Pharoahe Monch. Because Monch said it on his album “Desire”. Oh yeah, I got checked on that. I know who said it first.smh
Whatev. Yo we good. I’m not stressin’ stuff like that. However if you are the type who just like to see dope crazy stuff on ZS, you know you’re here with the god. But if you get a rush outta checkin’ zillas, have a glass of water you thirsty mofo or kick rocks…I got this. Guess what, the Pope real name is JohnJohn. What you gonna do?
It truly is all good. 
2 years? 2 damn years for dogs? He might as well sold crack.
“…while white folks focus on dogs and yoga.” — Common
Via Mallz
They Just Might Hate Me After This, Sleaze
Approximately a week ago, yours truly did something that I have NEVER seen any other black blogger do. And that is offer you an easy path to some easy money. Last week, I sent a private email out to everybody who has registered a username on ZillaSays.com. The private email basically offered the registered users a way of earning some prime-choice kobe fillet mignon cut ad moolah for being chosen as my guestblogger for one week in may.
People. Never ever say that I never tried to give you anything. Although I’m not allowed to publicly announce how much I score from the Google Ads, I’ll atleast say this. Couple that with my BlogAds, I make a nice set of change. Hell, anybody who’s doing it half as good as I am is banking.
I don’t come out the pocket for this blog. In fact, I don’t come out the pocket for most things that I’ve purchased via the net. (I’m not restoring cars, but I am building another computer with high-end hardware.) And I was gonna give you a piece of that before I spent it. But guess what…nobody answered.
What happened?
Did my message end in spam?
Did you not believe me?
Are you too lazy?
Can’t read?
Can’t read or write?
No matter. S’all good. I’m not sad. I’ll just use your money to buy more schwag. Just remember, Zillz tried to give your silly self some money and you blinked.
Also…
Did anybody see “Boston Legal” last night?!
I exploded with laughter at the pinpoint coonery of William Shatner’s character as he told Jaleel White’s character that “he didn’t sound black.” And that whole side of the 1 hour plotline dedicated to Shatner’s Denny Crane’s ignit-yet-comical-yet-incisive racism was rather entertaining. It ended with Bergen’s character holding a press conference with the press that in industries which have lots of money, AND WHITIES, these are normal practices. Normal practices meaning, holdin’ down the brothas and sistas. Yes. I went there. Seemed like an obvious episode dedicated to the Imus thing-thing. S’all good.
And I heard about your man Russell Simmons wanting Hip-Hop artist to clean up their lyrics after appearing on Oprah. womp womp. That’s great and all, I guess. If you’re with it, you’re with it. I’m not. I believe hos exist and in free speech. You can’t have it both ways.
I write about ‘em. But some slow individuals like to write TO them…in the ZS comments of all places. People. …People. They have fansites for that type of mess. ZS is not it. That not only goes for those entertainers, but all entertainers. people period. If I wrote about Bill Clinton, don’t be writing TO Bill Clinton in the comments dummy. Guaranteed if I see anymore of nonsense, I’m deleting it. It won’t be seen at all. You’re just wasting your time. Now if you want to respond to the topic at hand, that’s different. 10 times outta 10 you don’t know them anyway. Be easy.
If you want to write puppy love letters to them, do you fam. But don’t do it on ZS.
Why will a crowd skip work and line up outside a federal building and get Al Sharpton’s perm on loudspeaker asking the cats, who shot your buddies, for answers?
But when Dirtball and Boo-Boo “be pitchin’ dem birds” in your front yard or at your little one’s school, blowin’ the competition away with “dem pearly handle thangs” all of a sudden it’s “Stop Snitchin’”?
Shut….up….
Yes, police brutality is sickening. But so is that black on black violence.
I have this OVERWHELMING urge to air out certain individuals. But I have to resist from turning ZS into a playground for neanderthals and childish outbursts. Just got a lot of anger right now.
Fuck you’s go out to…
T, T, S, N, and A. Ahhh I feel a lil better. Add on if you have one.
We’re about to put you down to pasture. The best player in the NBA today nails the OT shot and the GW shot to pull out the win for the series lead 3 to 1.
SIDENOTE: I deal with dumbasses every minute of every damn day. These days, they are in the form of “the customer.” I’m in the office today, and the customer was talking to my co-worker:
Co-worker: Who do you like in the playoffs?
Customer: “Anybody but the Lakers.”
I maintain my cool because, number 1: Fuck Him. and because number 2, he’s a dumbass.
He’s entitled to his opinion. Fine. But he tried comparing Kobe Bryant’s 2nd year in the league with Lebron James’ 2nd year. For everybody’s information….YOU CAN’T. His “rationale” was that Lebron was and will always be better because in Lebron’s 2nd year, he went to the playoffs while Kobe was on the bench…Backing up Eddie Jones and Shaquille O’neal! Lebron BETTER start. For 100 million dollars he BETTER start! Not to mention, Kobe was going to a team that ALREADY had a superstar and a starting squad ON A TRADE! Lebron stayed at home and was paid A-Rod dollars to be Jebus. I hope that dumbass customer is reading this, because I gave him this web address. And for all of that nonsense that customer was talking, going 3 games up on the highest-scoring offense in the league makes that team (because he said it was all one man) dope! Talking about only Lebron passes and Kobe doesn’t…Kobe had 8 dimes on his way to a triple stack. Shut up! If Kobe isn’t the best in the league, there was 35.5 reasons every night why he was. Okay I’m done…
I’m a Laker fan.
