Explaining Super Chocolate Bear Using A Concrete Scientific Method Called Math
Super Chocolate Bear is the sum of things between 1980 and 1997 is better than any music at any other time, period.
Super Chocolate Bear = ( Σ{ 1980 > x1 < 1997 } > Σ{ 1980 < x2 > 1997 } )
x1 = anything. Including your moms. But sans Reagan…and crack.
x2 = some music from the 70’s. The Bee Gees. Shaft.
I used to be a math / comp engineering major.
Point to the bear to educate your bad ass kids.

Mallz
Comment on March 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I was an art major, a communications major but walked with a psychology degree despite my hatred for stats. So my analysis of SCB can be summed up by a line by the great Mr. Biggs himself, Ronald Isley: “Drifting on a memory. Ain’t no place I’d rather be…”