Love Hate Relationship With Toni’s Panties

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very grateful that she wants to share her anatomy with I, El Jefe Alejandro F. Zillamendez (please say the Baby…and roll the “ah-ruh”). And I thought the panties she displayed at previous shows (check the drops), were type-grandma. Maybe they were a one-time event. But noooo… she has a whole GANG of grannies to show us. It’s like she’s personally punishing me, and only me, for staring. Looks saggy. Panty-meat needs toning? Can you even tone your panty-meat?

Scared you didn’t it! Market those joints as Braxton’s Baggies. …hmm word. Patent pending.