Written by Zillzâ„¢ on June 30th, 2006 in Zilla Says
For the past couple of days Mallz and I have had discussions about why animals have whiskers. And Giraffes. As in, Why Giraffes? Yes I said why. I brought this discussion the the j-o. And there were mixed answers. Some said Giraffes were tall horses. I believed that they were related to deer. Somebody said that they were pachyderms, like elephants. I know some of you are like, “What the hell were you all discussing giraffes for?” To that I say, read the caption of the site “Randomness…”, “Because I want to…” and “F*ck Ya Moms.” Cousin, I need a ZS shirt to say “F*CK YA MOM!” “Okapi!” and “Giraffe!”
The giraffe is related to deer and cattle, but is placed in a separate family, the Giraffidae, consisting only of the giraffe and its closest relative, the okapi.
The pace of the giraffe is an amble, though when pursued it can run extremely fast. It can not sustain a lengthened chase.
The giraffe defends itself against threats by kicking with great force. A single well-placed kick of an adult giraffe can shatter a lion’s skull or break its spine.
Giraffes are thought to be mute. However, recent research has shown evidence that the animal communicates at an infrasound level.
One last pic of Toni Braxton at FIFA World Cup in Germany. Because of McMeezy, I had to try to find a picture of better quality. To no avail, I got it from Egotastic. NSFW after the jump. Enjoy it as much as you can enjoy a picture of some out-of-reach flesh. I’m suddenly depressed… Wait There's More
Written by Zillzâ„¢ on June 28th, 2006 in Zilla Says
Check the airbrush and photoshop skills on that! It makes you wanna seed somethin’ up if it’s gonna look that good right?!
As was told to me, Britney Spears full of fetus will appear nakedity in Bazaar magazine?
They look full of nutrients.
Why are her clothes back on? Well I guess it would be weird if they were both naked…and hugging.
Last BET Awards drop, I promise. I’m posting this one last because I wanted it at the top. Chris Brown represented! Check out his performance below. Dancing, backflips, and singing his singles…impressive.
Yesterday as I was riding down I-64 towards the East End, Chris gave a red carpet interview to Mike Street of 106.5 The Beat and said he was going to represent VA because the industry be sleeping on the commonwealth. Word Chris. He also let the world know that he’ll be at his home in Tappahannock during the Independence Day Holiday. Street warns him of the onslaught of CB fans that will turn up at his family’s house. Today Street announces that his fans are still calling-in to talk to the Chris thinking that Chris was at the 106.5 station in Richmond. Loco…
Back on the red carpret, in that same area of time of Chris’s interview, Street got the red carpet treatment from Nas. Nas says “I like to give a shout out to Nelly and everybody in the ‘Lou.” Street had to correct him at what location he was speaking to LIVE. I nearly wreck the whip. I gain my composure because I’m so cool. Nas apologizes and says, “Who’s in Virginia so I can shout him out?” Wow! I aimed the whip to run right off the bridge and into Shockoe Valley. Street quickly tells him “Skillz.” Nas, “Shout out to Mad Skillz.” I shake my head. He’s made songs with Timbaland, The Neptunes, Missy, and Quan. He probably knows Nottz and Skillz. Whoever said weed was a harmless drug, they were on the stuff when they said it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m very grateful that she wants to share her anatomy with I, El Jefe Alejandro F. Zillamendez (please say the Baby…and roll the “ah-ruh”). And I thought the panties she displayed at previous shows (check the drops), were type-grandma. Maybe they were a one-time event. But noooo… she has a whole GANG of grannies to show us. It’s like she’s personally punishing me, and only me, for staring. Looks saggy. Panty-meat needs toning? Can you even tone your panty-meat?
Scared you didn’t it! Market those joints as Braxton’s Baggies. …hmm word. Patent pending.
I’m kidding’. I heard and read that they were ill. Yeah I missed ‘em. Because I do something that most people in my demographic don’t…work! Who needs to watch re-runs of the show when you got YouTube? And up-to-the-minutes from great people such as Angel La, Brian, Tianna, Natasha, Fresh, and Eskay (that’s Concrete Loop, YBF, C and D, and Nah Right respectively).
And how do I show my gratitude? I heist their pics! It’s love. And I give props. I’ve forgiven myself. Sometimes I wonder if I get tired of seeing the ‘03 - ‘06 Sonny and Cher on stage together. Is it getting old? Then I get to see them sitting together, and it makes up for everything 100%. So for those who might’ve caught the show (Tracey), did anybody get beatdown or stabbed? Oh…my bad, no snitchin’. I forgot. The morning radio yap-yap said that Keisha Cole’s performance was ass. Everybody is saying Damon Wayans was ass. And ya boy Tip’s mic was ass. But damn Beyonce… oooo. I stare. I stalk. I’m supposed to stop but I can’t. More pics after the jump and the lone white person at the BET awards crashes the stage during Busta’s performance while speaking in tongues… Wait There's More
Written by Zillzâ„¢ on June 30th, 2006 in Zilla Says
For the past couple of days Mallz and I have had discussions about why animals have whiskers. And Giraffes. As in, Why Giraffes? Yes I said why. I brought this discussion the the j-o. And there were mixed answers. Some said Giraffes were tall horses. I believed that they were related to deer. Somebody said that they were pachyderms, like elephants. I know some of you are like, “What the hell were you all discussing giraffes for?” To that I say, read the caption of the site “Randomness…”, “Because I want to…” and “F*ck Ya Moms.” Cousin, I need a ZS shirt to say “F*CK YA MOM!” “Okapi!” and “Giraffe!”
The giraffe is related to deer and cattle, but is placed in a separate family, the Giraffidae, consisting only of the giraffe and its closest relative, the okapi.
The pace of the giraffe is an amble, though when pursued it can run extremely fast. It can not sustain a lengthened chase.
The giraffe defends itself against threats by kicking with great force. A single well-placed kick of an adult giraffe can shatter a lion’s skull or break its spine.
Giraffes are thought to be mute. However, recent research has shown evidence that the animal communicates at an infrasound level.
One last pic of Toni Braxton at FIFA World Cup in Germany. Because of McMeezy, I had to try to find a picture of better quality. To no avail, I got it from Egotastic. NSFW after the jump. Enjoy it as much as you can enjoy a picture of some out-of-reach flesh. I’m suddenly depressed… Wait There's More
Written by Zillzâ„¢ on June 28th, 2006 in Zilla Says
Check the airbrush and photoshop skills on that! It makes you wanna seed somethin’ up if it’s gonna look that good right?!
As was told to me, Britney Spears full of fetus will appear nakedity in Bazaar magazine?
They look full of nutrients.
Why are her clothes back on? Well I guess it would be weird if they were both naked…and hugging.
Last BET Awards drop, I promise. I’m posting this one last because I wanted it at the top. Chris Brown represented! Check out his performance below. Dancing, backflips, and singing his singles…impressive.
Yesterday as I was riding down I-64 towards the East End, Chris gave a red carpet interview to Mike Street of 106.5 The Beat and said he was going to represent VA because the industry be sleeping on the commonwealth. Word Chris. He also let the world know that he’ll be at his home in Tappahannock during the Independence Day Holiday. Street warns him of the onslaught of CB fans that will turn up at his family’s house. Today Street announces that his fans are still calling-in to talk to the Chris thinking that Chris was at the 106.5 station in Richmond. Loco…
Back on the red carpret, in that same area of time of Chris’s interview, Street got the red carpet treatment from Nas. Nas says “I like to give a shout out to Nelly and everybody in the ‘Lou.” Street had to correct him at what location he was speaking to LIVE. I nearly wreck the whip. I gain my composure because I’m so cool. Nas apologizes and says, “Who’s in Virginia so I can shout him out?” Wow! I aimed the whip to run right off the bridge and into Shockoe Valley. Street quickly tells him “Skillz.” Nas, “Shout out to Mad Skillz.” I shake my head. He’s made songs with Timbaland, The Neptunes, Missy, and Quan. He probably knows Nottz and Skillz. Whoever said weed was a harmless drug, they were on the stuff when they said it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m very grateful that she wants to share her anatomy with I, El Jefe Alejandro F. Zillamendez (please say the Baby…and roll the “ah-ruh”). And I thought the panties she displayed at previous shows (check the drops), were type-grandma. Maybe they were a one-time event. But noooo… she has a whole GANG of grannies to show us. It’s like she’s personally punishing me, and only me, for staring. Looks saggy. Panty-meat needs toning? Can you even tone your panty-meat?
Scared you didn’t it! Market those joints as Braxton’s Baggies. …hmm word. Patent pending.
I’m kidding’. I heard and read that they were ill. Yeah I missed ‘em. Because I do something that most people in my demographic don’t…work! Who needs to watch re-runs of the show when you got YouTube? And up-to-the-minutes from great people such as Angel La, Brian, Tianna, Natasha, Fresh, and Eskay (that’s Concrete Loop, YBF, C and D, and Nah Right respectively).
And how do I show my gratitude? I heist their pics! It’s love. And I give props. I’ve forgiven myself. Sometimes I wonder if I get tired of seeing the ‘03 - ‘06 Sonny and Cher on stage together. Is it getting old? Then I get to see them sitting together, and it makes up for everything 100%. So for those who might’ve caught the show (Tracey), did anybody get beatdown or stabbed? Oh…my bad, no snitchin’. I forgot. The morning radio yap-yap said that Keisha Cole’s performance was ass. Everybody is saying Damon Wayans was ass. And ya boy Tip’s mic was ass. But damn Beyonce… oooo. I stare. I stalk. I’m supposed to stop but I can’t. More pics after the jump and the lone white person at the BET awards crashes the stage during Busta’s performance while speaking in tongues… Wait There's More
