No Mega Millions Yet, But Some Madea

As you can see, since I’m typing this, I didn’t win the beaucoup bucks. That’s the only thing that kept me from going loco at the treadmill today. Sad? Pathetic? Fuck You? I made it a goal to make it to the convenience store to get my ticket. And for the past couple of days I’ve been telling people that I would go in with them on a lottery pool. Y’know, you win, we all win by divying the dollars up evenly. Yeah. That’s what I’ve been telling them. Straight up, I’ll skate on you homey. You don’t understand my slang? Find a hood, ask a 4 year old what I said (tell him to say it without cursing).

Oh, I saw Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion tonight. Yeah I laughed. Especially when Blair Underwood was reppin’ VA… I’m kiddin’.

But yeah the boom mic was bootleg. Shame on Perry for not catching that in editing. Didn’t MadTV spoof movies like this a few years back?

The usual coonery
a cookout…
Maya Angelou…
“Family Reunion” song…
“We Are Family” song…
The Electric Slide…

Boris Kodjoe rockin’ The Rock’s wig from ‘Be Cool’. I really thought Hollywood had more black folks than this. I was actually waiting for Regina King to show up. Well then again a few usuals didn’t make it. Y’know: Morris Chestnut, Gabrielle Union…Steven Segal. Terrence Howard is too large for these movies and Vivica is too plastic for film now. She always leaves a glare.

S’all good though …t’was better than ‘Date Movie.’

But dammit was I cracking the fuck up when I saw the wedding band hanging from the ceiling. Who knew angels lived in Paris? Looked more like a lynching to me. Nice.

Moral of the movie: Don’t lust after kinfolk and beat your kids often. It did what it was supposed to do, entertain my ADDHD.