Guaranteed Ways To Get Me To Lose Interest
As the excerpt states, I really do have the attention span of a chimp poppin’ extacy. Here are some guaranteed ways to get me to not detect you…as a living, breathing, human being. Man or woman. Friend or Foe.
02. Obsessive Trivial Conversation. Damn, if the only thing you talk about is relationships and BET, then I’ll throw up and swallow it to, fill my head, so I may clog my own ears so I can’t listen to you anymore.
03. Teasing/Playing Hard To Get. I mean, why? It’ll only last 2 minutes anyway.
04. Wanting me to hang around your family. I just don’t want to. Unless they got Heinekens/ Why? Because your family’s lame to me. And that takes away from my debauchery time. I got schedules.
05. Ignorance. Hey if you’re a dumbass. There’s nothing that can help you.
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Mallz
Comment on December 1, 2005 at 1:55 pm
#3 = classic
babygyrl
Comment on December 1, 2005 at 10:08 pm
Very interesting I am turned off by the same thing, and funky breath, funky breath, nappy hair, and dumbness…cant hang around the dumb its contagious