My NC folks, don’t be sore. I was in Raleigh again today. Once again, spur of the moment type of deal. Hmm, it took about 5 hours round-trip though. So I really didn’t have time to shoot the shit. Raleigh is a very nice city. Full of traffic however. I wouldn’t mind staying a week down there. Who’s willing to be the zillaman’s chaperone?
I’ll be in DC tomorrow. Maybe I’ll stop by the zoo. Steal me a chimp or something.
As the excerpt states, I really do have the attention span of a chimp poppin’ extacy. Here are some guaranteed ways to get me to not detect you…as a living, breathing, human being. Man or woman. Friend or Foe.
02. Obsessive Trivial Conversation. Damn, if the only thing you talk about is relationships and BET, then I’ll throw up and swallow it to, fill my head, so I may clog my own ears so I can’t listen to you anymore.
03. Teasing/Playing Hard To Get. I mean, why? It’ll only last 2 minutes anyway.
04. Wanting me to hang around your family. I just don’t want to. Unless they got Heinekens/ Why? Because your family’s lame to me. And that takes away from my debauchery time. I got schedules.
05. Ignorance. Hey if you’re a dumbass. There’s nothing that can help you.
I think I’m going to purchase a toy for donation to a kid(s) who is(are) less fortunate! I got my paypal wallet warmed-up. Who wants to contribute? Paypal to my email address. Check the about page for that.
Moz has a new site dedicated to Firefox and Thunderbird. Be a winner atleast once in your life and start downloading.
When I find out how I can rent-out McMeezy’s to patrons (non-sexual basis) on Ebay…Money!
High Def 62 inch flat…soon. I wonder if renting people would fall under blood money or slave labor. How do you claim either on your taxes?
Let’s just get the stones now. This court preceeding dubbed “The Trial Of The Century” needs to live up to the hype and dramatics that Juice’s did. I’m kidding. Get the stones? Saddam should’ve called it a day (a life) when he was caught in the foxhole. There’s nowhere he can go on this earth that will serve him a “fair” trial. This is only tv fodder. It’s like watching a Danny Bonaduce trying to regain some sort of hollywood career. Or I should say, just as sad. You probably won’t see much of this on ZS unless something tres funny happen. Like if Harvey Birdman takes over in the middle of the trial. Should Saddam get any mercy? Well it’d be the Christian thing to do right? Pfft…All I know is, if I said anything to a judge other than. “Sir” or “Your Honor”, there wouldn’t be any patience for Zillz.
From MSNBC: Wait There's More
